JS1k: The JavaScript code golfing competition

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var d="1 Dude!1 Rainbows and Unicorns!1 You still there?1 I love you!1Cool!1Awesome!1Slick!1Kinda cool1:)1Wtf?1Srsly?1:S1Huh?1That sucks1Do you use JSLint?1You keep minifying your files?1Did you also enter a demo?1I like git, you?1Are you a judge?1WTFJS: Did you know 0.2+0.7==0.9 is false?1WTFJS: typeof NAN //=> number i loled.1{}+[] //=> 0 #WTFJS1{}+{} //=> NAN Huh?1WTFJS: []==[] //=> false yeah, cause two empty arrays differ.".split(1),k=[/yes/gi,/\bno(pe)?\b/gi],x,r=Math.random;
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e("<h2>Alrik - Annoying Life-form and Random Internet KI</h2>Yo dawg, what's ya name?<form onsubmit=f(this);return!1><input>")
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