(Probably) final update - now with Blur. Pretty spinning circles that chase the mouse (or finger) around. Click (or tap) to add more circles, press any key to toggle blur on and off. Blur also toggles…
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http://blah.thingsinjars.com/post/293/the-quest-for-extreme-javascript-minification/